following material might be offensive to some people. don't read if you think you will be one of "those".
a man who can't give complements has trouble with the opposite sex
a man who comes to terms with giving complements will thrive
a man who gives complements and means it, is just gay...
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marriage is like a chair, have no clue why
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if you don't try, you have zero percent chance of success, if you do, you have 100 percent chance of dying (mahatma gandhi, on wasabi)
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behind every successful man, there's a women. behind every failure, there are two
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a person who can't find a job, does a phd. a person who doesn't get admission into phd becomes a toll collector. a person who gets rejected for that grows up to be sarah palin
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a friend in need is a pest indeed
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test cricket is like late-night television static. yuvraj brings the morning news.
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modern indian music is like a high-school passout. it doesn't know what to do so just follows the other "cool kids".
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saturday night debate - harry potter vs. wife; anybody's wife. HP is so f***ed :-(
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